Oh Elly. Remember, April is the little girl who let Farley over into Connie’s yard and let Sera out of her pen. She saw everything that happened, and she knows she got Edgar and all those other puppies because of it. You don’t need to tell her that Edgar’s operation will keep him from “running off with the boys.” You have a real-life example that will resonate with April.
As Dr. Jeff, Rocky Mountain Vet has stated multiple times, intact male dogs die at a higher rate than neutered ones—neutered dogs don’t escape their yards to chase a female in heat … and get hit by cars (ask any vet—most of the male dogs hit by cars that come into their clinics are intact males), and they are less likely to get cancer. And, of course, neutered males do not father puppies that too often end up in shelters … and die there (about a million every year!!) Every time I hear some guy say he’s not going to neuter his dog, I think “your dog’s balls are notyour balls!” Just get your dog fixed—you’ll be saving more lives than just your own dog’s.
CatonaPC© about 6 hours ago
Or, remove his olfactory sense?
howtheduck about 6 hours ago
Oh Elly. Remember, April is the little girl who let Farley over into Connie’s yard and let Sera out of her pen. She saw everything that happened, and she knows she got Edgar and all those other puppies because of it. You don’t need to tell her that Edgar’s operation will keep him from “running off with the boys.” You have a real-life example that will resonate with April.
Also, why is John imitating Little Jack Horner?
snsurone76 about 6 hours ago
Shouldn’t Elly say, “,,,run off with the GIRLS.”??
snsurone76 about 6 hours ago
Edgar could always watch big-screen TV with Snoopy!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 5 hours ago
And put beer in the fridge for him.
j_m_kuehl about 5 hours ago
or a train-set
Zykoic about 5 hours ago
Or four or five itches.
conuly about 4 hours ago
Of course, it would also help if they stopped letting their dog outside off-leash.
LeslieBark about 3 hours ago
As Dr. Jeff, Rocky Mountain Vet has stated multiple times, intact male dogs die at a higher rate than neutered ones—neutered dogs don’t escape their yards to chase a female in heat … and get hit by cars (ask any vet—most of the male dogs hit by cars that come into their clinics are intact males), and they are less likely to get cancer. And, of course, neutered males do not father puppies that too often end up in shelters … and die there (about a million every year!!) Every time I hear some guy say he’s not going to neuter his dog, I think “your dog’s balls are not your balls!” Just get your dog fixed—you’ll be saving more lives than just your own dog’s.
win.45mag about 2 hours ago
It would appear he’s destroying that pie. Looks like he’s pulling the crust off.
jymyben Premium Member 42 minutes ago
does anyone know the date this originally ran?
i’d like to see if the punchline has been updated…
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 9 minutes ago
Read a story where parents were told not to feed their kid before surgery. They did, he died. Idiots.
SquidGamerGal 6 minutes ago
Umm… Which is cheaper?