Fowl Language by Brian Gordon for January 17, 2023

  1. Ava2
    C  almost 2 years ago

    Yup, that’s how the scam works

     •  Reply
  2. Cobra 1
    [Traveler] Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The usual response

     •  Reply
  3. Toby pj kittens
    Justanolddude Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Okay, I’m the worst Dad or the best but here’s what we did when my kids brought this home. We are not going door to door with that. You fill it out with 10 relatives and friends of ours and Nanny’s who you want to give this too and I’ll write you the check. You answer the door all afternoon and tell the 8 kids in your class that live on our street that we aren’t buying any except Tammy, get 2 from Tammy and we’ll give them to her Mom and Grandma. Cookies mostly.

     •  Reply
  4. Img 1521
    Julie478 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    ✨Bonus Panel✨

    https://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/fundraising-bonus-panel/

     •  Reply
  5. Nelsandkaren
    NELS BALWIT Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I don’t know those candy bars are pretty good! And they are only a buck.

     •  Reply
  6. Photo 1501706362039 c06b2d715385
    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    I’m with you! Begging is not on my menu‼️

     •  Reply
  7. Missing large
    vehlers  almost 2 years ago

    Hating these as a kid made me realize I was not cut out for a sales career.

     •  Reply
  8. Watermelon avv
    car2ner  almost 2 years ago

    I told my daughter that she would never get the big prize for sales. I’d buy what we could use as a family and nothing else. The magazine drive was the best one. If I was going to subscribe to one, I’d wait for the fund raiser to do it. Of course that was long before I started reading everything online

     •  Reply
  9. Large mb sunset
    tinstar  almost 2 years ago

    I didn’t really mind going door, to door, with my kids. I bought a pair of headsets, and whichever child I was with wore one, and I wore the other… they would go to the door, and I could hear everything being said, and be able to talk to them, if needed.

     •  Reply
  10. Missing large
    Katzi428  almost 2 years ago

    Years ago my siblings & I only went to neighbors who would DEFINITELY buy stuff from us .

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Fowl Language