FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 25, 1990
Transcript:
Andy: How was your catch? Roger: Depressing. I'm getting old, Andy. Andy: Mmm. Roger: I can't throw a 50-yard pass... I can't make a diving one-handed catch... I can't leap over tacklers... I can't run worth squat... Andy: Starting to feel like a has-been? Roger: Starting to feel like a never-will.
rips in the chat for roger