FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 24, 1990

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Steve: Blech. Peanut butter. Peter: Steve- a hypothetical question... Steve: Shoot. Peter: Suppose the most amazingly beautiful girl on Earth were in your P.E. class. Suppose through some stroke of luck you were paired up for two weeks of badminton with her. Suppose she was really amazingly beautiful. What would you do? Steve: What would I do? Peter: If you were me. Steve: Think fast. Peter: What? Like be witty? Denise: Ahem.