FoxTrot by Bill Amend for February 23, 2000
February 22, 2000
February 24, 2000
Transcript:
Peter: You've calmed down since this morning. Jason: Well, it's dawned on me that this must be a dream. Think about it - if I'd really metamorphosized into a miniature Paige, the X-files division at the FBI would've sent Mulder and Scully to investigate by now. Peter: Keep in mind they only examine paranormal events suitable for a mainstream network television audience. Jason: Curse the infallible logic of my subconscious! Peter: I mean, there are mutants, and then there are mutants.
If he wants to know if it’s real, he should head for the bathroom!!! Does anyone remember this little ditty?
The old gray mare, went down to Delaware, took off her underwear, to see what was under there!