FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 21, 2005
Transcript:
Peter: So what you're saying is I'm probably not going to play in any of the games? Coach: No, Peter, that's not what I'm saying. Peter: Phew. I must've misheard you. I think I got dirt in my ears sliding into the pitcher's mound. Coach: I never used the word "probably."
on MY baseball team, everyone gets to play, no matter how bad they were.