FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 22, 2005
Transcript:
Peter: I can't believe I'm going to be stuck on the bench all season. I practiced my hitting all winter! I thought for sure I'd at least get to bat some! Andy: Peter, nothing is ever a sure thing. Sometimes life throws us curveballs. Or in your case, doesn't throw curveballs. Peter: This isn't helping, mom.
SCORE ONE BURN FOR MOM!!!