FoxTrot by Bill Amend for May 13, 2006
Transcript:
Peter: What are you doing? Jason: Teaching Quincy to play chess. I always feel sorry for Dad. He never has anyone to play against. Peter: Why don't you just play him? Jason: He gets insulted by how fast I beat him. I assume an iguana will lose an occasional game. Peter: Ordinarily, I'd call that a given. Jason: Quincy, stop eating pieces!
Only way Roger could win is if Quincy eats his own king.