FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 28, 2015

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Paige: Here. This is for you. Jason: Um, what for? Paige: It's super hot out. I thought you might be thirsty. Jason: Uh huh. What'd you do? Spit in it? Paige: Eww. No. Jason: So you laced it with something else, then? Salt? Garlic powder? Paige: Don't be ridiculous. Jason: Mom's tofu crumbs? Dead insect parts? Ghost pepper extract? You did! I can smell the ghost peppers! Paige: You're such a dweeba-zoid. Just drink it. Jason: Blecch! No way! I'll take my chances with dehydration and heat stroke, thank you! Paige: If you ask me, selling lemonade isn't nearly as much fun as giving it away.