FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 28, 2015
June 21, 2015
July 05, 2015
Transcript:
Paige: Here. This is for you. Jason: Um, what for? Paige: It's super hot out. I thought you might be thirsty. Jason: Uh huh. What'd you do? Spit in it? Paige: Eww. No. Jason: So you laced it with something else, then? Salt? Garlic powder? Paige: Don't be ridiculous. Jason: Mom's tofu crumbs? Dead insect parts? Ghost pepper extract? You did! I can smell the ghost peppers! Paige: You're such a dweeba-zoid. Just drink it. Jason: Blecch! No way! I'll take my chances with dehydration and heat stroke, thank you! Paige: If you ask me, selling lemonade isn't nearly as much fun as giving it away.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
Would Jason have preferred a Gatorade instead?
Kroykali over 9 years ago
The new Gatorate (sorry, G2 for the cool kids) doesn’t really quench my thirst.
cubswin2016 over 9 years ago
Paige got her brother to play a joke on himself.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 9 years ago
I had Three Sisters, I too learned to be Wary of Sisters bearing Gifts!
kershawfamily over 9 years ago
How dare you do nothing to Jason’s lemonade, Paige?
Ed Brault Premium Member over 9 years ago
Would you REALLY trust anyone who says “Here, drink this?”
letogmyotter over 9 years ago
Well, I guess the comic is getting a little hard on him, considering that he’s been doing this for almost 20 years.
JP Steve Premium Member over 9 years ago
The daily strips I’ve been reading are following continuous story arcs just fine. Would you rather have no strips?
phoenixnyc over 9 years ago
Oh, I remember that one…“you poisoned a priest!!!!!”
rgcviper over 9 years ago
The new strips here are Sunday-only, as others have said.
For a look back at some previous dailies, though, you can read FoxTrot Classics here on GoComics. I do each day, and they’re fun.
Deless about 3 years ago
If he’s in the backyard can’t he just go inside and get some water or lemonade?
Boxo croco says happy derby almost 3 years ago
“And why do I smell bitter almonds?”
Extension Cord about 2 years ago
Lol, of it had dead insect parts, Jason would drink it!
Da Cat Guy 4 months ago
Hey, she never actually specified to Jason that it was lemonade…