My brother had to have ketchup on his baloney sandwich and it had to be between the bologna and the bread. NOT TOUCHING the lettuce. I thought it was pretty weird, because who would want ketchup when bologna actually needs mustard… but my mom was willing to do such things for all 5 of us who took lunches to school. Though she balked at letting us choose what filling for the sandwich, and at cutting off crusts. You could even have your choice of white puff bread or brown puff bread.
Wow, he’s lucky. A lot of schools have banned peanut butter, or have a special “peanut butter table” so that kids with peanut allergies won’t be affected.
There are two kinds of people in the world. The first are people who must build their sandwich with the asymmetry of the bread slices matched. The second kind of people have no idea what I’m talking about.
Oh, come on, Jason, why aren’t you taking this opportunity to demonstrate the commutative property of addition? (peanut butter) + (jelly) = (jelly) + (peanut butter)
This reminds me of one of Nickelodeon’s episodes of All That (the original 1990s version), with Amanda Bynes doing her Ask Ashley segment. Amanda, playing Ashley, reads a letter from Tracy Sullivan of Yakoma, WA. Tracy says her Mom makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the peanut butter on top and the jelly on the bottom, but Tracy prefers the jelly on top, and asks what to do. Ashley’s response: “TURN THE STINKIN’ SANDWICH OVER!!”.
Robert4170 about 5 years ago
Why doesn’t Jason just flip the sandwich over?
Arbitrary about 5 years ago
I think Jason and Calvin would get along.
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
and to think Susie Derkins was appalled by Calvin’s bizarre school lunches, not Eileen Jacobson over Jason Fox’s
Concretionist about 5 years ago
My brother had to have ketchup on his baloney sandwich and it had to be between the bologna and the bread. NOT TOUCHING the lettuce. I thought it was pretty weird, because who would want ketchup when bologna actually needs mustard… but my mom was willing to do such things for all 5 of us who took lunches to school. Though she balked at letting us choose what filling for the sandwich, and at cutting off crusts. You could even have your choice of white puff bread or brown puff bread.
Jaros about 5 years ago
Tell you what, Jason, get up earlier and make it yourself…
dadoctah about 5 years ago
How much you want to bet, the day after he complains about it, she makes him a butter and peanut jelly sandwich?
mrcooncat about 5 years ago
Jason, that particular position is unbecoming … especially at the lunch room table.
Wren Fahel about 5 years ago
Wow, he’s lucky. A lot of schools have banned peanut butter, or have a special “peanut butter table” so that kids with peanut allergies won’t be affected.
cubswin2016 about 5 years ago
I am having trouble figuring out what the difference is.
gnome about 5 years ago
…jr. republican…only see things one way…
William Bednar Premium Member about 5 years ago
Apparently, having higher smarts doesn’t prevent Jason from having OCD.
Gary Fabian about 5 years ago
Anyone notice how Eileen Jacobson moved seats?
A R V reader about 5 years ago
Jason is the type who would complain if the concave side of his spoon is reversed.
Plumbob Wilson about 5 years ago
There are two kinds of people in the world. The first are people who must build their sandwich with the asymmetry of the bread slices matched. The second kind of people have no idea what I’m talking about.
gregaw about 5 years ago
I’m always amazed just how brilliant and stupid Jason is at the same time.
Kroykali about 5 years ago
Here’s the old Sunday strip not seen due to the new ones in it’s place:
https://www.gocomics.com/foxtrot/1997/11/02
Snoots about 5 years ago
Well, his friend’s view of the situation is certainly less than appetizing.
Brain Pudding about 5 years ago
And worse..SHE USED THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BREAD TOO! (Sticks head in sandwich to compensate)…..
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
Please don’t get me started on my mom’s school lunches …
johndifool about 5 years ago
Jason obviously feels like a sandwich is a permutation, when it clearly is a combination…
mizdurble about 5 years ago
That’s like drinking out of the opposite side of the glass. Not easy to do!
j.l.farmer about 5 years ago
then he wouldn’t be trying to be funny!
marilynnbyerly about 5 years ago
I can’t believe that someone hasn’t made a STRANGER THINGS joke about the Upsidedown.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 5 years ago
Oh, come on, Jason, why aren’t you taking this opportunity to demonstrate the commutative property of addition? (peanut butter) + (jelly) = (jelly) + (peanut butter)
JPuzzleWhiz about 5 years ago
TBL? Total BaLoney? d;o)
BiggerNate91 about 5 years ago
That’s like that one trick question, “What is the second ingredient of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?”
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
Despite his mental acuity he is still a child.
bennie33801 about 5 years ago
He’s too smart for that.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
LLO!
Dgwphotos about 5 years ago
His mother forgot the left handed coffee cup, too.
ashley984 about 5 years ago
Because it’s funny, asshole
jbruins84341 about 5 years ago
Because geniuses are not that clever.
DevilDog2001 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Jeez, Jason
StrongSand94191-&-CurrentBeatle18 about 5 years ago
LOLOLOL
alexzinuro over 4 years ago
This reminds me of one of Nickelodeon’s episodes of All That (the original 1990s version), with Amanda Bynes doing her Ask Ashley segment. Amanda, playing Ashley, reads a letter from Tracy Sullivan of Yakoma, WA. Tracy says her Mom makes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the peanut butter on top and the jelly on the bottom, but Tracy prefers the jelly on top, and asks what to do. Ashley’s response: “TURN THE STINKIN’ SANDWICH OVER!!”.