FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 29, 2011
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July 30, 2011
Transcript:
Andy: What movie are you going to see? Paige: "The Patriot" Andy: What?! Absolutely not! Paige, that movie is rated "R" for reason! It's violent and bloody and full of sadistic cruelty I don't want you seeing at your age! No way! No how! Not a chance, young lady! Nicole: I'd suggest "The perfect storm" but I think we just saw it. Paige: Complete with spray.
In other words, no one under the age of eighteen is allowed into an R-rated film without their parents, and even then, they need proper photo id, too.