FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 17, 2014

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Television: In other news the department of homeland security today reduced the Nation's threat alert level to an "All Clear" code green. It's St. Patrick's Day green seemed appropriate," said a source. When asked if this might put citizens at risk, given the situation wiht Iraq and Al-Qaida, our source scoffed at the suggestion. "It's not like stores are going to stop selling duct tape." Roger: Dear, this is just water, right?