FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 06, 2022

Sheesh.

Yeah, my mother was always moving the goalposts on me, too.

Now that’s funny. :-D

She got ya on a technicality!

Two words, “Second Mat”

My kids once upon a time…

My kids once upon a time, now they say this to theirs…

We lived in a Japanese-style house – that is, we always took off our shoes when we came in the door. We lived a half block from the subway, and the dirt would not be walked off by the time we got home.

And yet his IQ can rival Einstein’s…..

Why doesn’t she have mats or rugs at all exterior doors? I do. Especially in winter.

jason didn’t get mom on a technicality. for a smart kid, he sure is dumb

Jason would make quite a lawyer.

Details, details …

Ya want me to wipe my feet or not??