FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 29, 2022

Is Jason wearing Paige’s…? Gah! I too would like to clamp my eyes shut!

My eyes, my eyes.. it burns

I think my eyes are burned out.

How did she talk Jason into that?

[Ed O’Neill as Al Bundy] I’m blind!

The old conflict between fantasy and reality.

Nice one, Andy! You just forgot these nice shrink’s bills you should get prepared for, for the next 20 years.

When Peter began to envy his girlfriend…

Why does the scene from “Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark” where the Nazis open the Ark come to mind?

MY EYES!!!!! x_x

I miss going into Borders or Waldenbooks and finding a new Foxtrot collection. :(

That is so wrong.

Oh, to unsee that!

This could have been FAR worse for Peter! It could have been Roger in the bikini instead of Jason! Peter would be scrapping THAT image off his eyeballs for decades!

HAHAHA!! Oh man, I LOVE This comic so much!!! Seriously one of my all time favorites. I so wish Bill would come back with the dailys. At least we have the classics to enjoy, right? And, I have all the books we are constantly reading.

brain bleach!!!!!! Purge! Purge!

So the therapy bill is cheaper when 2 kids go (?) maybe 3 when Paige sees him too.

Umm . . . yuck.

I can’t imagine that Paige would want to wear it again.

I’ve been pondering this for a couple of days, and I really can’t recall ever going on “Spring Break”. (let the retorts commence)

Is Jason going trans?

Did not think Jason go that low, yet he loves to torment his siblings.

I don’t know why but this hit my funny bone REALLY hard.

My eyes are ruin for life.

Idiotic move, Jason. All Peter has to do is upload a photo online……

If his fantasy involves more than cavorting, then squinting won’t be enough.

At least she didn’t ask Paige. Or she did and was refused. The horror. THE HORROR!!!!

OMG OMG — SO FUNNY

This was not not disturbing.