FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 05, 2024

“Waaaa! I liked your catering to me! I wanna keep being babied and spoiled!”

Also, give her a locking briefcase for both this and her diary.

The smart move is to pass a couple over and not mention the rest…

yeah… sweet dreams don’t last, Paige…

I hear the band filed for bankruptcy after they spent all their money on stamps.

Ha Ha, THE JIG IS UP, PAIGE !!!!!

I’m imagining Paige crying, “Waaaa!”, like Lucile Ball did.

We’ve heard the saying that less is more; here’s an example where more is less.

All good things….

That’s not it. Selfish ungrateful brat has just lost her leverage over you!

Mom should have given her just one and kept the rest for when that one got destroyed or damaged.

I thought for a second mom sent off for those autograph pictures, nope, Paige sorry using mom as guilt is over.

Now, what’s wrong? You got your picture replaced, so what’s your beef?

In twenty years when Paige sees those pictures next to current images on a “Where Are They Now?” website, she is going to throw up in her mouth a little.

And it will take nearly a month for Quincy to chew all those up!

I knew this would happen. I didn’t expect TWENTY copies, though. This kills the possibility of a repeat of what happened.

Let’s try putting these somewhere they’ll be a bit safer this time, shall we?

And getting 20 of them definitely dilutes the ‘specialness’ of them…

What a dork

OH, NO! Somehow all twenty photos ended up on the bottom of Quincy’s cage! Mother! How could you let this happen??

One is special. 20 isn’t.

Knew it. Why else would Paige have lest the picture next the lizard cage.

And there we go.