FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 04, 2024

Did they remember the eggs?

Andy will be impressed

Bet they forget what they came for!

Did he get the eggs?

Sardines?!! Yuck!!!

Seems like a lot of umami to me.

Fried clams? You can buy fried clams??

Reminds me of when I worked at Wal-Mart. We had some absolute galoots being pushed in carts by their moms.

If Peter rides in the cart, there’ll be nothing left by the time they get to the checkout.

I think you’re missing something, but what? Here’s some hints. It’s white. It’s oval-shaped. It comes out of a chicken’s butt. And they’re usually sold in packages of twelve. Do you know what I’m talking about?

My wife and I normally stick to the list we bring with us unless there is something we can use that is on sale. Then, if it can be frozen or has a long shelf life, we might buy it.

My wife used to work with State Department sponsored refugees. One of the things she taught them was how to shop in the local grocery store. She said, shop the outside walls of the store. That’s where the fresh fruits and vegetables and meat and dairy are. The center is full of sugar, starch, fat and processed food of little to no nutritional value. Never buy anything that is displayed at the end of the aisle.

Better slow down, that buggy full will cost a couple of hundred Roger.

No, Peter, you can’t ride in the cart!

I’ll take the pizza with chocolate syrup….

I think I’m going to be sick

Thought it was a parody of We Didn’t Start The Fire for three panels.

They forgot the Banana Moonpies and the Cheeseballs..

And I notice a certain item he didn’t list!

I guess he’s gonna put spicy mustard and mayo on the pop-tarts.

Tuna, clams, sardines, mayonnaise, Pop-Tarts®? No, thank you.

Pizza, chili? Never store-bought!

Everything else is fine.

If you smell the mayonnaise at all, it ain’t delicious.

It certainly spells heart disease.

“…we didn’t start the fire… It was always burning since the world’s been turning…”

Pop-Tarts come in fancy flavors now!

I don’t hear the word “eggs”

EGGS!!!

EGGS!!

And no Coke. :(

You did remember the eggs, right?

I didn’t hear him say eggs. Guess he will be sleeping on the couch for a while.

yup, us mens sure is dumb. Hyuk Hyuk

Breakfast is my favorite meal if the day. If it’s a good one, I can make it to supper.