FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 27, 2024

Paige is upset because they’re having fun

You know you want to cane them, Paige…

Superman?

If I eat candy cane like this I would clench my candy cane between my teeth and tell them look at me I’m the pirate lord of the Caribbean sea.

Gallant effort, Paige.

Sorry Paige, normal people eat candy canes from the top down. Bottom up is a major faux pas.

What did Dave Barry say happens when a group of males are in the same space?

There are no normal people in your family, Paige.

Let them live

If Salvador Dali was there he would seem normal by comparison…..

Normal people don’t eat candy canes!

Hang them on the tree next year

Actually I rather like Roger’s interpretation. I would have never thought of it, however I’d go all out and use two candy canes instead.