Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 11, 2014
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Wonderland Investment Advisors Ernest: How are things going with your superhero clients? Frank: I advised Spider-Man to take more risk--he'll always have a safety net. Frank: Aquaman is getting more liquid assets. Ernest: What about Iron Man? Frank: He needs to diversify. He's buying gold and silver. Frank: And I'm putting the Incredible Hulk into real estate projects. The volatile market suits his personality... Frank: Plus, with his strength, he'll have no problem flipping houses!
When I was 18 (1973), my grandma passed away and I received $1,000. I bought 2 stocks, Disney and Coke. Only reason was I figured they would never go broke. My brothers bought cars. Nyah!!!