Frank and Ernest by Thaves for January 18, 2015
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Transcript:
Court Room 5 Frank: The judge imposed sentences today and he went easy in the first couple of cases -- the lampstore robber was given a light sentence... Frank: ...and the judge said the guy who packed up and skipped out on his rent was only guilty of a simple "moving" violation. Frank: On the other hand, the defendant convicted of illegal downloading had the e-book thrown at him. Ernest: Was the judge also tough on the politician who embezzled from the statehouse building fund? Frank: Yeah, he takes "capitol" crimes very seriously!
He sent the overweight jogger who insisted on wearing Speedos away for a stretch.