Frank and Ernest by Thaves for March 15, 2015
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Transcript:
Tabloid Times/ Editor Frank: Ernie, I need headlines for some articles -- first, the new upscale restaurant in Center City was cited for health code violations. Ernest: "Fined Dining Downtown" Frank: This article says not many people were taken in by the latest gasoline-out-of-water scam. Ernest: "Fuel Foolery Futile: Fools Few" Frank: At Spring training, the local baseball club's best starter surprised team brass with a presentation demanded he be traded. Ernest: "Star Makes Pitch -- Throws Management A Curve" Frank: And what about our piece on increasing surveillance by drones? Ernest: "Pry In The Sky"!
We may not always exercise it, but we do have the right to arm bears. It’s in the Rill of Bights.