Frank and Ernest by Thaves for February 16, 2022

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    Ratkin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    He didn’t see that one coming.

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    rekam Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Why do they always ask that question? I knew I was staying in that company.

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    dcdete.  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t you know already? You are the expert adviser for all things psychic.

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    Sweetaddietude Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    where do i see myself in 5 years? 5 years older ………. and retired

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    P51Strega  almost 3 years ago

    “Where do you seer yourself in 5 years?”

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    Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Where’s Madame Cleo when you really need her?

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    One of the most vacuous questions I have ever heard included in a job interview. Great for the egotist, and frustrating for the average applicant who often has little idea of the structure of the company he/she is applying to join. My answer generally was that I wanted to be in a position to rewrite the interview profile. In short, the interviewer’s job. Seems I remember most of them became defensive after that.

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    InTraining Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Frank… speechless…?

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    uniquename  almost 3 years ago

    In that job? Phoning it in.

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    Chris  almost 3 years ago

    isn’t that your job at seeing my future?

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    Maester Brow Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Think I finally got it. Frank is being interviewed for the job as a psychic, and of course is clueless.

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    dwpbike  almost 3 years ago

    he sees himself still emptying the trash

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    gammaguy  almost 3 years ago

    “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

    So far, no one has ever asked me that question… not in a job interview nor anywhere else.

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    Earnestly Frank  almost 3 years ago

    I am a procrastinating psychic. Do you want to know who will win the 2004 World Series?

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    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    Seems like she should know the answer……

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

    Literal-minded applicant: In the mirror, same as always.

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    Ukko wilko  almost 3 years ago

    At my age, 50-50 chance “taking a dirt nap”.

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    aussie399 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Uuhhhh. I don’t know. Great, you’ve got the job. And there’s 2 weeks unexpected emergency leave each year

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