Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 06, 2022

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    stairsteppublishing  over 2 years ago

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    pschearer Premium Member over 2 years ago

    fŭn’ē.

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    Calvin Nelson Nelson Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Mawage. . .

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    You are now mer¯ed.

    (the high bar is supposed to be over the second “e”. Couldn’t figure out how to do that.)

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    jbmlaw01  over 2 years ago

    Pronouns oui and oohs

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 2 years ago

    Have a rice day!

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    Big D of South Dakota  over 2 years ago

    I do believe in most situations, the groom here is on the wrong side. At this point in the marriage, the groom is to be on the bride’s right. Just being picky, I know.

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    JudyAz  over 2 years ago

    Shouldn’t that be "I now pronounce you ‘yoo’ "

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    Bill D. Kat Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Too cryptic for me…. and, uncharacteristically for F&E, not FUN-EE.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That’s an inconsistent use of pronunciation symbols. If he’s going to use the macron to signify a long “I”, he should use a breve to signify a short “u”, and a schwa (Ə) in the second syllable of “husband.”

    “HŬZ-BƏND AND WĪF”

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    Muzi54  over 2 years ago

    And here I thought it was normal. It’s the way I type, without spell check.

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    catmother1964  over 2 years ago

    Has the Pastor been drinking?

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    Chuck2Carol Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I’m presiding at a grandniece’s wedding in September. I’ll have to remember all these sage grammatical pieces of advice!

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    PaintTheDust  over 2 years ago

    Wish they would make the pronunciation method they use on medicine sheets from the doctor the standard. Easy to figure out, and no strange extra character set to learn. [a-SEET-a-MIN-oh-fen], [pred-NIS-oh-lone], etc.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 2 years ago

    snē-kē!

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