After eons of studying the Sun, the planets, and Earth and its inhabitants, Alien Al said to Alien Tak: ‘Well we have to make a decision on where to settle. The deadline is today.’ AT replied, ‘Well, what do you think?’ AA, ‘Tell ’em Mars.’ AT, ‘But why? There’s nothing there.’ AA, ‘You just answered your own question. No humans, no trash, no pollution, no politicians, no crazies, no bombs. What’s not to like?’ AT, ‘Oh. Right. I’ll call it in.’
After eons of studying the Sun, the planets, and Earth and its inhabitants, Alien Al said to Alien Tak: ‘Well we have to make a decision on where to settle. The deadline is today.’ AT replied, ‘Well, what do you think?’ AA, ‘Tell ’em Mars.’ AT, ‘But why? There’s nothing there.’ AA, ‘You just answered your own question. No humans, no trash, no pollution, no politicians, no crazies, no bombs. What’s not to like?’ AT, ‘Oh. Right. I’ll call it in.’