I’d have expected, “CHILL OUT” ❄
A talking scale is better than stalking kale.
The Count’s talking computer corrects The Count if The Count says “Good Morning” after noon.
probable because it wanted the food to be somewhere else. :J
The scale said “one at a time, please”
I had a talking scale. The police asked me to take the batteries out so my neighbor would quit calling them when she heard screams.
Old joke: my talking scale said one of you guys has to get off.
c’mon… Garfield’s done this bit to death
https://www.gocomics.com/search/full_results?category=comic&short_name=garfield&terms=talking+scale
my talking scale quit making sense and just kept blubbering, so I put it out of its A I misery and parked my truck on it. Soon to go will be my Keuric. It keeps wheezing after it’s made the coffee. It must be getting old.
and the talking scale said “don’t have a meltdown”…!
I’d hate to have to clean — or even catch — a fish covered in talking scales.
I’m not fond of appliances that talk. …come to think of it, I’m not fond of almost anything that talks
The refrigerator didn’t want to be blamed for my weight gain…
Mine said “One at a time”
Just what I need, an appliance that tells me “I can’t do that Dave.”
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ꜝ over 1 year ago
I’d have expected, “CHILL OUT” ❄
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
A talking scale is better than stalking kale.
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
The Count’s talking computer corrects The Count if The Count says “Good Morning” after noon.
Chris over 1 year ago
probable because it wanted the food to be somewhere else. :J
[Traveler] Premium Member over 1 year ago
The scale said “one at a time, please”
BadCreaturesBecomeDems over 1 year ago
I had a talking scale. The police asked me to take the batteries out so my neighbor would quit calling them when she heard screams.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
Old joke: my talking scale said one of you guys has to get off.
ꜝ over 1 year ago
c’mon… Garfield’s done this bit to death
https://www.gocomics.com/search/full_results?category=comic&short_name=garfield&terms=talking+scale
Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago
my talking scale quit making sense and just kept blubbering, so I put it out of its A I misery and parked my truck on it. Soon to go will be my Keuric. It keeps wheezing after it’s made the coffee. It must be getting old.
InTraining over 1 year ago
and the talking scale said “don’t have a meltdown”…!
gammaguy over 1 year ago
I’d hate to have to clean — or even catch — a fish covered in talking scales.
KEA over 1 year ago
I’m not fond of appliances that talk. …come to think of it, I’m not fond of almost anything that talks
T... over 1 year ago
The refrigerator didn’t want to be blamed for my weight gain…
PaulGoes over 1 year ago
Mine said “One at a time”
C wolfe over 1 year ago
Just what I need, an appliance that tells me “I can’t do that Dave.”