Frank and Ernest by Thaves for May 30, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I read that white women/girls stolen by American Indians in the old west were forced to blacken their hair before being married to an Indian man because blonde hair was considered so ugly.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’ve never met a red headed women that didn’t have a hot temper…I learned to avoid them

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    Herd of Turtles  over 1 year ago

    Another veggie tale.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    The love did not last. This hair color change suggestion which implied that she was not beautiful enough for them was at the root of the problem.

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    P51Strega  over 1 year ago

    Her hair appears blonde but she has red roots.

    Well, she will if she keeps those two guys.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    She could try blueberries which which would give her the ‘Morticia’ look.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Could be worse. The Princess and the Pea never slept well and got up with a sore back every morning.

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You beets go on.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 1 year ago

    Talking beets. Yay.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    It’s a musical. It has some good beets and you can dance to it. I give it an 85. (Now, how many will get the reference?)

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    InTraining Premium Member over 1 year ago

    it beets me…!

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    Bah, that’s so ’90s!

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    gammaguy  over 1 year ago

    Well, that beets all.

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    wirepunchr  over 1 year ago

    Offer them an alcoholic drink, I’ve heard pickled beets are delicious.

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    KEA  over 1 year ago

    not surprised it’s untold

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    The Orange Mailman  over 1 year ago

    But their hair is green.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  over 1 year ago

    Red hair on her will look rad…or at least radish.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Very clever, cute…

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    briggs.roy078  over 1 year ago

    She must live in the borscht belt

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    moondog42 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    That’s a good album, but not as good as “Vacation”

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    goboboyd  over 1 year ago

    They are examples of what might happen without enough sun screen. Perhaps a ‘broad brim’ head foliage style.

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