Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 01, 2024

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    Jml58  8 months ago

    The classic “Boxing glove on a spring”.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 8 months ago

    Quick…..whose got 2 quarters I can borrow?

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    constantine48  8 months ago

    I’m not falling for that one again!

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    PraiseofFolly  8 months ago

    I would rather have a nice “Hawaiian Pinch” from one of those hula girls. (NOW they tell me to watch the hands!)

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    phritzg Premium Member 8 months ago

    If there’s several people waiting to use that vending machine, is that a punchline?

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    Gent  8 months ago

    Ah the old Hawaiian punch trick. And that’s the punchline, folks!

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    The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago

    Maybe get Ernie to try it out first.

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    uniquename  8 months ago

    “How ’bout a nice Hawaiian punch?”

    youtube . com/ watch?v=DLTyPNJCiJU

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    InTraining Premium Member 8 months ago

    Ernie is behind the door, ready to give him his pop…!

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    Ivan the Terrible   8 months ago

    Don’t do it, my friend!

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    sandpiper  8 months ago

    If Frank takes even one second to think about this he’s dimmer than usual.

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    royq27  8 months ago

    Maybe stand to the side?

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    ChessPirate  8 months ago

    I’d rather have a pair of socks… ッ

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    kathleenhicks62  8 months ago

    Remember that old commercial?

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    h.v.greenman  8 months ago

    I guess I’m OLD, not only do I remember those Hawaiian Punch commercials, I even had one of the “Punchy” wrist watches

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    pathamil  8 months ago

    In the Commercial Hall of Fame. Like the “How many licks” Tootsie Pop commercial…

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    That’s a bit too obvious.

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    grunk1  8 months ago

    sock-it-to-me.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    Maui owie.

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 8 months ago

    Hertz donut too!

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    paullp Premium Member 8 months ago

    He’ll be healthier if he just takes an actual punch from the machine than if he actually drinks that vile stuff.

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