Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 25, 2011

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    jpsomebody  over 13 years ago

    Meadow muffins.

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    lewisbower  over 13 years ago

    Dog poopCat droppingsCow manureHorse manurePolitical manureManure politiciansPoliticians full of manure.Politicians talking manure.Notice how two words go together.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago

    Is Jef testing us?Grampa used to say cursing was a sign of a weak vocabulary,but that may have just been masculine bovine excrement.Now scat.

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    x_Tech  over 13 years ago

    A friend of mine, when in his cups, would sing this little ditty :

    ♫♪ Well it may be so, or it may be noBut it sounds so awful queerYou can spread your heifer dust on the farm,But your bull ███ won’t go here. ♫♪

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    Varnes  over 13 years ago

    The House of Representatives?

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    bdaverin  over 13 years ago

    Justin Bieber’s career?

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    McGehee  over 13 years ago

    Network news.

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    nickword  over 13 years ago

    Sarah Palin

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    Potrzebie  over 13 years ago

    Manure during the worst heat wave in 15 years? Well, at least no one is going to school, except for this little girl.

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    MelvinLott  over 13 years ago

    right wing and left wing extremists?

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    prrdh  over 13 years ago

    From http://historymoment.blogspot.com/2011/03/trumans-manure.html:Harold Truman made a speech at the Washington Garden Club. He praised the ladies for the good “manure” that used to fertilize the flowers. One of them asked Harry’s wife, Bess if she could make him stop using such a vulgar word as “manure”, especially since he was the President of the United States. She replied, “Heavens no. It took me 25 years to get him to say ‘manure.’”

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago

    but I’ll be you wish you had one tenth of one percent of the dough raked in by Justin Beiber’s career …..so far

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    terminalman90  over 13 years ago

    I think Jef’s point is simply that there are hundreds of different words for manure, from crude to obscure to euphemistic. Manure for every occasion

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 13 years ago

    “What’s brown and sounds like a bell?”

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    Andre Nauta  over 13 years ago

    Dung!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 13 years ago

    Posters.

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    puddleglum1066  over 13 years ago

    “I can say ‘ca-ca,’ I can say ‘doo-doo,’ I can say ‘excrement,’ I already done said ‘feces’ in another song, but I can’t say the word that rhymes with ‘fit.’ But those folks in the bar, they’re sayin’ the word. They’re all goin’ ‘fit! fit! fit! fit—!’ " —Mojo Nixon

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    phantomEngineer  over 13 years ago

    Congress?

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    phantomEngineer  over 13 years ago

    Better yet, government.

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    Siscosdad  over 13 years ago

    Wrong, kid! Dry manure has no offensive smell.

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    Michelle Morris  over 13 years ago

    Now that’s just offal!

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    indianahitman  over 13 years ago

    Holy organic matter Frazzman!

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    zerotsm  over 13 years ago

    The word he wants to say is: SHaving Cream, be nice and clean. Shave everyday and you’ll always look keen.

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    Blackthorne42  almost 10 years ago

    I like the early ones where they refer to a lump of, well, you know, as a “doggie doot.”

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