Girl: Mrs. Olsen? My dog ate my homework. Mrs. Olsen: You don't have any homework due today, dear. Girl: Oh. Frazz: You also don't have a dog. Girl: Whoa! Imagine if I did!
That is part of the undocumented life skills that are learned in school – creative thinking. Using an old excuse so early in the year forces her to be more creative in future ones.
I never had a dog eat my homework, but one night the cat peed on it and it was due that next morning. I dried it with a hair dryer, put it in plastic protectors and taped them shut, and turned it in with an explanation. Got a good grade and an appreciative note from the teacher, who didn’t have to actually touch/smell it.
AStarofDestiny about 13 years ago
Starting too early in the school season for homework excuses! What will she come up with when late Spring rolls around?
fat_tony about 13 years ago
That is part of the undocumented life skills that are learned in school – creative thinking. Using an old excuse so early in the year forces her to be more creative in future ones.
Varnes about 13 years ago
Whoa? Hey, there is a possibility her horse ate it…..
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML about 13 years ago
imagine if you had a monkey…. I could just do the homework for ya…..
8arkay about 13 years ago
I never had a dog eat my homework, but one night the cat peed on it and it was due that next morning. I dried it with a hair dryer, put it in plastic protectors and taped them shut, and turned it in with an explanation. Got a good grade and an appreciative note from the teacher, who didn’t have to actually touch/smell it.