Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 19, 2011
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Transcript:
Caulfield: My speech is on how to cook a passenger pigeon. Mrs. Olsen: Caulfield, passenger pigeons have gone extinct. Caulfield: Really? You can just give me an A, then. Mrs. Olsen: No. Boy: Well, I don't think I should be penalized for working ahead. Mrs. Olsen: It didn't happen while you were writing. Frazz: It was a percentage shot. Caulfield: She can't find her keys, but she remembers some bird going toes-up in 1914.
They say that there used to be so many that the sky went dark when they flew overhead….I say we clone ’em, we have the DNA and very close relatives…