Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 20, 2011
Transcript:
Caulfield: My make-up speech is "how to cook a passenger pigeon". Mrs. Olsen: Your original speech was how to cook a passenger pigeon. The last of which died almost 100 years ago. I was nice enough to give you a second chance. Caulfield: This version includes a lot of extra tenderizing. Mrs. Olsen: ...Don't blow it.
“And maybe we’ll do in a squirrel or two” My introduction to Lehrer came from my high school senior Contemporary Problems teacher; the song was “Pollution”. Been a fan ever since.