Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 20, 2011
December 19, 2011
December 21, 2011
Transcript:
Caulfield: My make-up speech is "how to cook a passenger pigeon". Mrs. Olsen: Your original speech was how to cook a passenger pigeon. The last of which died almost 100 years ago. I was nice enough to give you a second chance. Caulfield: This version includes a lot of extra tenderizing. Mrs. Olsen: ...Don't blow it.
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Mmmmmmmm…..pigeon…… In another life I was a banquet waiter. Sometimes we’d serve Cornish hens. Some would ask about it and I’d tell them, “Well, they sprayed the park again, so it’s probably a pigeon….” Seriously, one other time at a convention of doctors, we served just the backside of a hen on a bed of wild rice, legs strait up in the air…….To this day it still seems kinda strange. But there sure were some funny comments about gynecologists….
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
In this new version, Caulfield also changed the font.
atajayhawk almost 13 years ago
Caulfield is nothing if not determined.@Varnes: Gynecologists and not proctologists? Great idea, though!
Potrzebie almost 13 years ago
closely related to squirrels!!!
A.Ficionada almost 13 years ago
Maybe this “How to” talk was supposed to have a practical, modern-day, in this life application, and Caulfield was trying to find a way to flaunt that. That sounds like his devious m.o.
itdam almost 13 years ago
Here is another comic today that Tom Leher comes to foresone “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park” a funny man and songhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhuMLpdnOjY
childe_of_pan over 7 years ago
“And maybe we’ll do in a squirrel or two” My introduction to Lehrer came from my high school senior Contemporary Problems teacher; the song was “Pollution”. Been a fan ever since.