Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 27, 2011
Transcript:
Frazz: Where in the keys is your home? Boy: A town called marathon. Which is stupid. It's like 8 1/2 square miles. How are you going to run a marathon there? Frazz: Sometimes I ride my bicycle to a town called mount pleasant...and never once shift gears. Boy: My bikes the same way. The sea air does that to the cables.
Sounds like Texas’ problem with skiing – the mountains get no snow and the snow area (Panhandle) is too flat for any but cross-country.