Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 23, 2014
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Transcript:
girl: Who said it took a bold man to eat the first oyster? Frazz: That was swift. girl: Was that before or after he recommended cooking children? Frazz: That was satire. girl: I thought he said hell was other people, not lunch was other people. Frazz: That was satire. girl: I tried a little too hard to look a little too smart. Caulfield: That was swift.
The easiest way to tell a swift from a swallow is that swallows are colorful, while swifts are generally monochromatic. That, and nobody cares about the air speed of an unladed swift.