Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 31, 2016
January 30, 2016
February 01, 2016
Transcript:
Frazz: We all know the optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. And the pragmatist sees the wrong-size glass. But what about the pharmaceutical company that fills its ibuprofen bottles halfway and figures that's full? Miss Plainwell: If a philosopher drops a premise and no one listens, did he make a point? Frazz: I could used a couple of those ibuprofen now.
And the cynical guy sees the glass and wonders ’Where’s the waitress? We need another round over here.’