Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 19, 2016
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Caulfield: My dog...I mean, my hard drive...I mean...I mean I just didn't get around to doing my homework. Lying may be the new truth, but I just can't do it. Frazz: It's like how whatever color is the new black still doesn't mean it looks good on anyone.
Caulfield just took himself out of the running for any state or federal election ever. Right on, Caulfield!!