Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 19, 2016
December 18, 2016
December 20, 2016
Transcript:
Caulfield: My dog...I mean, my hard drive...I mean...I mean I just didn't get around to doing my homework. Lying may be the new truth, but I just can't do it. Frazz: It's like how whatever color is the new black still doesn't mean it looks good on anyone.
Jeff0811 almost 8 years ago
I was talking to George Washington the other day, he said he was appalled at this whole “lying is the new truth” thing. I told him to get with the times. (Some of the above may not necessarily be true.)
Phred Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Honesty is the best policy.
car2ner almost 8 years ago
I’m with you Caufield. Unless it is a story so outrageous everyone knows that I’m pulling their leg.
sandpiper almost 8 years ago
Caulfield just took himself out of the running for any state or federal election ever. Right on, Caulfield!!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
Some things are better left alone like chronic lying. Once you start you never can stop.
Ubermick almost 8 years ago
What about the time he photocopied his butt for an art project, but told the teacher it was because his family eat ham for the holidays?
mandyv88 almost 8 years ago
Truth is malleable in the new world order.
wolfowned almost 8 years ago
I cannot tell a lie, unless it’s absolutely convenient.
robinafox almost 3 years ago
This one should have been another kid, not Caulfield.