Frazz by Jef Mallett for August 29, 2018

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    danketaz Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Why set yourself up for a swatting in the first week?

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    sandpiper  about 6 years ago

    Caulfield’s warm-up pitch

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    jpayne4040  about 6 years ago

    Besides, if he did that in class he could be accused of mooning!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 6 years ago

    The answer is alimentary, my dear Caulfield.

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    DonLee2  about 6 years ago

    Cheeky little devil.

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    cabalonrye  about 6 years ago

    I think English is the only language calling it the bottom.

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    rugeirn  about 6 years ago

    Well, the bottom line is….

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    TheBigPickle  about 6 years ago

    When you sit, it’s at the bottom of your torso.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 6 years ago

    We always said “behind.” Seems to fit. Similar to German: Hintern.

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    Max Starman Jones  about 6 years ago

    Caulfield, if you’re so smart, why do you never advance a grade? It’s just taken for granted he will be with Mrs. Olsen again.

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    ArtisticArtemis  about 6 years ago

    The soles of our feet are at the true bottom of us, even if we’re sitting in a chair. And most assuredly so when we stand on our feet, walk, run, etc. If we sit on the floor the bottom of our feet are on the same level as our derrière.

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    sandpiper  about 6 years ago

    Radar called it the back of your lap to Frank Burns

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Caulfield is justifying his alias as Smartass.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 6 years ago

    As I have said before I’d rather be a smart ass than a dumb one.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 6 years ago

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    I’ve wondered about this particular terminology for a long time. Feels good to get it off my chest. Wherever my chest is. If my butt’s my bottom, I guess my chest is my waist. And maybe it is. Maybe it turns out those old guys are the ones wearing their pants the right way.

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    Mary McNeil Premium Member about 6 years ago

    Nice to see he’s rude to Miss Plainwell too.

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    rgcviper  about 6 years ago

    Maybe since some other options for that body part are a little more … obscene?

    Nah. Too easy.

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    billdaviswords  almost 4 years ago

    There are other languages that do.

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