If green crabs were the size of humans, they’d be the only species on earth. They’re so agressive that they basically kill and eat anything else and they’re highly invasive.
“If (false) then (anything you want to say)” is a true logical statement. Doesn’t make it meaningful… except when you use it to make a point, such as “If you ever managed to tell the truth, the sun would set in the East.”
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 months ago
You’re not gonna throw that recyclable in the same trash bag as the apple core, are you?
alien011 about 2 months ago
If green crabs were the size of humans, they’d be the only species on earth. They’re so agressive that they basically kill and eat anything else and they’re highly invasive.
Concretionist about 2 months ago
“If (false) then (anything you want to say)” is a true logical statement. Doesn’t make it meaningful… except when you use it to make a point, such as “If you ever managed to tell the truth, the sun would set in the East.”
BJDucer about 2 months ago
If I could get my 2.5 million ants trained to bring me just one penny…
Slowly, he turned... about 2 months ago
You would have to be in charge of them to train them. That is the ant in your ointment.
edbeat about 2 months ago
Everyone knows that it’s the mice who are in charge, specifically Frankie and Benji.
cervelo about 2 months ago
Talk about timely… I just discovered I have a carpenter ant nest somewhere in my house.
Serial Pedant about 2 months ago
Too right…
daveoverpar about 2 months ago
At the end of the novel "City’ by Clifford Simak, the ants are the only animals left.
Jhony-Yermo about 2 months ago
Again, great Outdoor Cartooning. Thanks once again Jef
Totalloser Premium Member about 2 months ago
everyone knows that the Dolphins are in charge
fjc007 about 2 months ago
1 million giant forest ants could weigh up to 370 kg. It would not be a fair fight.
goboboyd about 2 months ago
Perhaps too often, we do like to fall back on victimhood.
Jeffin Premium Member about 2 months ago
Love is the ant, sir.
emryld333 about 2 months ago
If E.T.‘s visit Earth, they’ll likely be ants. (It may have already happened numerous times.)
Stan Raines Premium Member about 2 months ago
I think I read this premise in the Galaxy Hitchhiker’s guide.
Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago
Yikes! Thank God they’re not all in my pants.
Bilan about 2 months ago
Sorry girl, we can’t blame the ants for the state of the planet.
Stephen Gilberg about 2 months ago
Imagine if a bunch of ants gathered themselves into the size and shape of a human….
OK, I realize that even ants couldn’t carry that many of their brethren at once.
Cactus-Pete about 2 months ago
How do they even imagine that ants are in charge? An anteater would quickly dispell that idea.