Fred Basset by Alex Graham for May 08, 2016

Careful Fred because they’re both … you know female dogs ;-)

Tis a fine line to walk Fred :-{)

What is it Fred? Turn between two lovers^friend :)

You.. are a “dog” Fred.. by definition you can have both.

I’ve been in that situation .. "the younger girl keeps rovin ’cross my mind "

This is when they both call you a low life two timing philanderer and go off together.

Cue up ‘Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind’ by the Lovin Spoonful for extra emphasis on Fred’s predicament with FiFi and Jemma.

Sometimes you really dig a girl, the moment you’ve kissed her, but then you get distracted by her older sister…. I used to sing that lyric, and would change older to younger, depending which of my two daughters I had in the car. Never failed to cheese them off!