Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 07, 2020

You don’t argue with him, you must stick him in the collider.

No particles were harmed in the drawing of this cartoon.

Is that guy’s name Peck by any chance?

Cannot discover new particles because we have no regulations to control or tax it yet.

He got peanut butter on my chocolate!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-XXbYb5hx0

I’ll bet they are uncertain as to where the particles are.

Hope the WH will give us a loan for this unreasonable policy all of a sudden…

Just the dummy particles?

and the airbags can not be made of particles

Oh and seat belts too.

No further break-throughs.

As far as he knows, they already did this!

There’s an instruction manual for that machine… Collsions for Dummies.

Shut up, all of you. You’re being too particular!

Once again, OSHA gets involved.

I wonder what it will feel like when the bureaurat collides with his own briefcase, and what new discoveries the scientists will make from it?