Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 16, 2020

I abhor them too. It goes a long way in explaining how my house generally looks.

My philosophy is all vacuums suck.

If a vacuum cleaner creates a bigger vacuum than its competitors does that mean it SUCKS more then the rest of them.

I like vacuums. They look so nice and pretty sitting in the corner. They do get dusty just sitting there, but they are a great addition to any décor! :-)

I vacuum my house once a month, whether it needs it or not.

Go figure…I never had luck with can openers and vacs!

My wife owns a dance studio and in Ontario she will be allowed to reopen starting tomorrow so she asked me to take the vacuum to the studio so she could start cleaning up the place. It took me 10 minutes to find it and it was covered in an inch of dust.

What is the joke? Why would Mother Nature use or need one?

I use a carpet sweeper.

We have dogs. Shedding type dogs. Year round shedding type dogs. We use a shop vac.