Free Range by Bill Whitehead for October 23, 2020

This cop is one bad “panic” depressive.

Maybe it was you, officer. Why don’t you arrest yourself?

That’s no way to come into a Grumpies Anonymous meeting.

Go away. We’re not in the mood for this.

Unless he’s a stripper, I’m with Liverlips.

The Butler did it.

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I don’t wanna spoil the party so I’ll go

I would hate my disappointment to show

There’s nothing for me here so I will disappear

If she turns up while I’m gone please let me know

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what weapon did the person or persons used?

Talk to the boss…..he just laid all of us off….

Leslie Gore

He’s interrupting the “Taste of Wine and Murder” board game club.

The Unfun Police?

Now, they’ve got the Blues.

That should livens things up, with much apprehension.