Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 20, 2021

“Frozen” "ass"ets.

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

“…ten thousand lightyears away…” That’s got to be an old joke…

Okay, hot shot. Send them the answer.

Maybe it’s em outer space ancient aliens playing a joke on you.

The ones who sent the message made a pretty good prediction of how much humans would have progressed – since that message is from 10,000 years ago.

I’m too old to remember that one.

To quote Jerry R. Ehman “Wow!”

The good old days when we had nothing better to do and could make those calls anonymously before caller ID came along and ruined it.

Bart Simpson must’ve intercepted the message.

Do you like their star-casm?

maybe they are pranking you from Ur-Anus

Funnier would be a 3d instruction guide like in the movie “Contact” for building a huge machine that doesn’t actually create anything functional.

I have a new response for that old joke, “Naw, it just sittin’ there chillin’”.

I figured it would be Rolling Stones lyrics.

“To Serve Man”