Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 04, 2021

He “celled” him out.

It was clutch and go.

Had to dissolve the gorilla glue to get it out.

So all that teenage phone stealing kids from the streets have got a medical training?

Did he take it from his cold dead hands?

If it were my daughter’s phone. Just have her mother call her and start an argument. It will soon get thrown to the ground.

See John Wiley’s comment on https://www.gocomics.com/chucklebros/2021/03/04?ct=v&cti=2456384

We call those hand tumors

Good news doctors, you don’t have to wear masks anymore in Texas!

That’s one way to switch carriers.

And you only had to excise the thumb and one finger!

Ha! You should have been here last week when the doctor removed a credit card from an old miser. THAT was some fancy work!

There is nothing I need to look up that can’t wait until I get home.

Those doctors wear their masks just like the employees at the local market that I keep swearing I’ll never go back to.

of course the patient died.

Another successful phonedectemy.

…and now to adjust his neck and refocus his eyes.