Free Range by Bill Whitehead for March 15, 2021

“Pandering” to youth.

Methinks he doth protest too much.

We’ll just have a ghost writer help you out a teensy bit.

Oh I gets it. That manuscript is trash.

Encouragement goes a long way. Bulls!t goes over the top.

I’m not convinced he’s telling the truth.

Well, he didn’t say it was amazingly good.

He meant “a mess, Eeek!”

It sounds like he might be trying to convince himself that what he is saying is actually true.

The apple doesn’t fall far from the cart.

Thought bubble ‘I hope someone pages me soon’.

Let the readers decide. Or tell it to your CEO.

…and yes you ARE saying it because my old man is the CEO!….who are you kidding?

“12 Rules for Tattoos and Piercings”

I’m thinking for the first edition we might run a dozen copies…

You might want to wipe that brown stuff off your nose.

Something in the horror or cyberpunk vein, maybe?