Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 28, 2021

It never came to “fruition”.

At least he’s been pear reviewed.

Really. What part of “still” don’t you get?

Give him a supporting role in the bottom of the basket.

What about that other bunch of guys ? They were going bananas.

And those dry fruits? They were all nuts.

But sitting still is so boring, it’s like watching paint…

But I’m still here.

It’s sour grapes for that pear..

Orange you going to ask me MY point of view?

That’s an annoying orange.

But if he’s still doing those thing, he’s good.

He spent most of his life in a diSTILLery.

Thanks Bill! Love the fruit with cute faces! And the pear looks like it’s got a big butt. Lol.

The painter thought he was too fidgety in the bowl…should have brush “stroked” him then maybe he would have settled down.

Minute Maid is hiring, keep your eyes peeled.

Nothing rhymes with orange

A-pear-rantly he doesn’t fit in.

Of course I did! That “still” life was with a bunch of hillbillies that made their own white lightning.

Aw, poor pear.

Can’t accuse him of being a poser.