Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 24, 2021

He works part time @ a "halo"gen light plant.

It’s hard to say You aren’t there when You’re omnipresent.

Sometimes I think the correct term should be Humanmean.

What else is new?

Jesus parking the Escalade?

On the eighth day, he got threw out of the bar.

Them humans cause so much acidity that he gots to drink antacid in a bar.

Shades of Moe and Joe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AK3JwZaQCM

Never was.

How atheists came to be

I was told that He was evrywhere.

God smokes?

Of course. How could a non-existant fantasy being be anywhere?

See what you’ve done?

Actually it is just the opposite. It is humans who sadly don’t want any part of God.

https://me.me/i/news-god-answers-prayers-of-paralyzed-little-boy-no-says-6546385

Gen 1:27 …so man made god in his own image

“If it’s those Prayer Warriors again, redirect the call to the basement. I’m getting sick of them.”

He can’t be a man ‘cause he doesn’t smoke the same cigarettes as me. Oh wait, he’s God.

See! And I thought we were supposed to have a direct line!