Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 02, 2022

He’s buried under a "Sand"als resort.

I notice that big lump under the palm tree!!!

Well them sharks was hungry…

Fluffy pulled a fast one. Scootter fell for the ol’ “Go Fetch a Stick” routine.

Idk, he was just here a minute ago….

So many possible punch lines. Even on a small island with a lone palm tree.

Something tells me Scooter went for one last (involuntary) swim.

It’s like when you neighbor has a dog that yaps all day and you wish you were fluffy.

Scooter’s practising his underwater swimming for the next Dog Olympics.

Somewhat purrplexing.

I know it would be too gruesome but pretty sure it would be the other way around.

Maybe a fatter cat.

All dogs go to Heaven but for the Yappers. After all, Hell is a place of torment.

Careful Fluffy that looks like Mr. & Mrs. Thurston Howell 111

Who?

“He had an accident in the litter box.”

“Scooter sleeps with the fishes”

Fluffy,“I’m teaching him the dog paddle, didn’t you see him out there?”

“Scooter won’t be joining us….FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!