Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 03, 2023

Protect your “pinecones” & “acorns”.

A Catholic dog? He doesn’t look like a St. Bernard.

"I’ve got a squirrel crush

I know it sounds nutty, but

She makes my heart rush

And it ain’t slowin’ down"

♬

—— The Oak Tree Boys

The shame

5 Hail Mary’s , 10 Our Father’s and 2 Stations of the Cross on the next two Sundays .

Some may consider it a dog’s life or kinda gross(breed), but – hey – that’s modern times…

That’s only a venial sin

I’m in love with a big blue frog.

But have you acted on this evil thought?

Watch out for those mixed marriages.

How does this squirrel feel about you?

But the squirrel is playing hard to get.

It is not a sin, my pup. Enjoy with your squirrel some Bliss.

Seems like the whole world is coming out!

The vet accommodates all his clients when needed‼️☺️

Heresy! Excommunicate him!

Are you sure it just wasn’t just the thrill of the chase?

“You’re once, twice, tree times a squirrel-y/ And I looooove you.”

I thought it was the squirrel that was known for burying it’s nuts.

No remedy for that, Bowser. You’re going to hell.

Big guys always want to squirl away the little gals…

I’m sure that Dog will forgive you.